We can't blame Jessica Simpson for denying her split from Tony Romo.

She probably hasn't gotten over being dumped! It must sting, especially to go through something like that in public - again.

Despite her publicist dismissing reports of a split, even more media outlets are confirming news of the Simpson/Romo separation.

The Dallas Morning News is also reporting that Tony dumped Jess.

Says a columnist for the paper, "Two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is over, splitsville, kaput, put a fork in it."

And there you have it!

While Tony is busy macking on on chicks, Jessica is drowning her sorrows away.

Sad.

This fall is gonna be all about the DIVAS!

Janet Jackson is going to be joining Madonna and Tina Turner as they criss cross around America and the world in the Autumn.

That's right, Janet is going on tour!!!!!

What makes this especially exciting is that Miz Jackson hasn't hit the road since 2001. For those of you bad with math, that's SEVEN years ago….almost a DECADE!

So, expect this outing to be jam-packed with all the hits.

And, we're gonna have something very very special to announce soon with regards to the tour for all of you, our Perezcious readers.

Yay!!!!! Can't wait!

Miu Miu has fired Kirsten Dunst as their spokeswhore.

And, they've just hired Johnny Depp's gal, Vanessa Paradis, to be their new face.

The fall campaign featuring the gap-toothed Mademoiselle Paradis will be shot by the famous fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Pioggott.

A Miu Miu spokeswoman declined to comment.

We think she wanted to say, "We didn't want our brand repped by a dirty, rehabed hasbeen anymore."

Touche!

Thanks for THIS!

MTV's animated 90's show Beavis and Butthead could be making its way to the big screen as a live-action feature, according to creator Mike Judge.

Judge recalls that at one point Johnny Depp wanted to play Beavis – with Marlon Brando as Butthead.

How insanely brilliant would that have been????

“For some reason, I used to hate the idea for years,” says Judge of a live-action Beavis & Butthead. "Now, I think maybe there’s something there.”

Two names being bandied about are Sean William Scott and Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder.

We're not sure about this idea. Sounds like it could be really bad…and dated.

What do U think????

Giorgio Armani is out to make some more money.

Last year, the firm introduced Emporio Armani Diamonds women's fragrance, which was represented by spokeswhore Beyonce Knowles.

Yea, we don't know anyone who purchased that either!

Beyonce ruins ads.

But now, Armani wants to appeal to the men. So, they have created a new scent that will be out this summer.

Hmm, coincidentally would it be out in time for Father's Day, we're guessing?

The new cologne will be called Emporio Armani Diamonds for Men.

And thankfully Beyonce won't be representing this one!

Instead - and quite unfortunately - they've opted to use dirty Josh Hartnett as the new face for the fragrance.

Yea, we still wouldn't buy it.

[Image via WENN.]

The new issue of Time Out New York.

Brills!

Barbara Walters' memoir, Audition, has debuted in the #1 spot of the best seller's list.

Babs sold 250K copies in the first week alone, and she's already shipped out 1 million copies.

This proves that sex sells…even old people sex!

Did y'all buy the book to read about Bab's frolicks with that Senator guy?

Hearing about it via the Oprah interview was enough for us!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Last week, Howard Stern and his crew manipulated recordings from some Dolly Parton audio books into stuff that was seemingly racist and sexually graphic.

Well, Dolly's pissed!

Miz Parton just released the following statement through her reps:

I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.

And there you have it.

We love Howard, but….

We love Dolly more!

Adult entertainment insiders report that Playboy is planning a move into the gay market with softcore cable video-on-demand.

It's about time!

Playboy plans to first offer Time Warner Cable subscribers 20 hours of gay male programming.

A start date was not revealed, though it's expect to launch within the next few months.

Looks like Playboy is trying to diversify, and it needs to!

Last week the company announced that its revenue dropped 8 percent and their domestic TV revenue was down by $2.6 million in the first three months of the year.

The Playboy gay programming will "depict erect genitalia, male-on-male fellatio and simulated or implied sexual intercourse" but, “shall not depict actual anal penetration, licking or anal sexual play of any kind.”

Male ejaculation and forced bondage are also no-no's.

Damn!

What's the point then????

You can get better stuff - for free - on the Internets!

Hey, at least this is some sort of progress. We have a feeling the closeted "straight" dudes will love this the most!